Whatever: It's 2005, Where All the Flyin' Cars At? Part 1

When I was in first grade, if you'd have asked me what the year 2000 would look like, I would have told you it would look like flying cars, people wearing shiny suits, something like the Jetsons. But here we are in 2005 and I see not a single flying car on my traverses to the grocery store. There are helicopters and and aeroplanes, but the common everyday person does not use these things everyday. I saw autoweekly at the begining of the year. There are always these wonderful concept cars. Doo they ever come out with a car that looks like that though? No! By the time the car hits the market it's modeled to look as boring as cars of the early nineties.

If the ideas are out there, why don't we have concept cars? My feelings are this, the people who drive the car buying market are a bunch of elderly women who only use their cars for the 10 minute drive to church on Sundays and never go above 20 miles an hour. While I will be in this catagory one day, car companies have decided that if it is took freaky for these women they can't do it. If they go out and invest in a line of wild cars, other car companies that do not do it will get all the sales from these old women.

There can be only one solution to the problem. All the top executives and car designers must get together and decide to put a stop to boring car production. That is the only way to solve this problem that is keeping us in the 90s. If the car dealers could do this, our futuristic problems would be solved.

I don't see a way to solve the clothing problem. Fashion designers are only focused on the ultra rich. Kmart shoppers will be stuck in the 70s indefinitely.

Grandmothers will just have to be seen in the hotest flying cars and like it.

Urusai! Mango-Chan!!